Okay, I'm waving off the joke here. Can't think of how to get it past the mods. (View Post)

Tell that to the judge. (View Post)

Ah, kids these days, with their cell phones and fax machines and hula hoops. Back in my day, we didn’t have color screens because no one had invented color yet! (View Post)

Also, they probably had to fit everything onto a particular number of CDs. That makes you trim things, said the old C/FORTRAN programmer. (View Post)

Marmalade (View Post)