A new hand being shoved up its spine. Mind you, that would change the nature of a person as well, but I'd rather not talk about that. (View Post)

A friend of mine went to GenCon a few years ago and got Gary Gygax to sign all his first edition AD&D books. I don't even want to know what those are insured for. (View Post)

So, if you side with the insane king, he may do who knows what to innocents living near the coast. If you side with the rebellious prince, the sahuagin will become stronger. Even weakened they chased… (View Post)

Being an American, I ain't all that thar good at Anglish neither, so I guess I cain't a-tent. (Notice: This is a joke. And part of my family is from Appalachia, so I am mocking myself.) (View Post)

Does the hat light up with neon letters to say "WIZZARD"? *leafs through post-it notes* ... milk and bread ... pay dentist ... drum of insecticide for ankheg... pick up sword spider from ve… (View Post)