I have muffin to say to you people. (View Post)

Throw in some Enron stock and you got a deal! (View Post)

I have a not-so-secret crush on myself. I am incapable of looking in the mirror without thinking “By Jove, I’m a handsome brute!” And if you believe that, I have a bridge in Brooklyn that I can sell … (View Post)

@ThacoBell Firkraag’s lair seems to be considered “outside”. I cannot count the number of times dialogues and romance banters start the moment we enter, sometimes two or three queued up at once. (View Post)

Tell that to the judge. (View Post)