Doughnuts!?!?!? (View Post)

Unless it involves a hornet's nest in the attic. Then I'm genociding those evil stinging bastages. (View Post)

Well, we had it tough. When I were a lad, we had an Apple I. We had to solder on the keyboard, no monitor, and the only game we had were checkers. Color? Luxury! #FourYorkshiremen (View Post)

I blame @Anduin and his plan for world domination via cookies. (View Post)

Perhaps, if a modder takes up this challenge, it should be done by a fan of the Blackadder series. "To you, Baldrick, the Renaissance is just something that happened to other people." (View Post)