I lull them into a false sense of security by giving them government jobs, a 9000 square foot house in a gated community, a generic blonde wife, a Lexus, etc. Then I load up on anti-magic potions, pr… (View Post)

Never a match for Evil Otto. (View Post)

Between the wand kissing and leather costumes, what is the over/under on someone quoting Seinfeld’s “not that there’s anything wrong with that!”? (View Post)

IIRC, the JRPG arose from Wizardry and Ultima. (View Post)

Protection from Petrification is an under appreciated spell. Just sayin'. (View Post)