What’s brown and sticky? A stick (View Post)

Bending under the stress of caring for my wife after he surgery, an impending IRS audit for which we owe at least $1000, two dogs with skin infections, filling out the older son’s FAFSA forms, awaiti… (View Post)

“And that’s why we can never spend the night in a Motel 6 again.” (View Post)

So this was after they kicked out the beetle named Pete? In the basement of the store, there are four mutated beetles in the rut season, colloquially known as rutles: Dirk, Stig, Barry, and Nasty. (View Post)

Nothing. You guys are just different. Then again, I am so weird that Marty Feldman always called me Abbey Something, so I have no room to talk. (View Post)