Maple Willow Aspen. That whole exchange never fails to make me smile. (View Post)

Ah, but you inherit from the mother as well as the father, and Bhaalspawn was not, um, choosy. (View Post)

Duct tape and bungee cords. (View Post)

I just finished this and thoroughly enjoyed it. That might be the best use of the Belt of Masc/Fem I've heard. I once got so fed up with Viconia's talk about male inferiority that I put it on her and… (View Post)

Listen, kid! When that bus driver tells you to keep your arm in the window, you keep it in! (View Post)