Maybe the main quest involves the composer of “Bolero”. (View Post)

Don’t tell my wife. I tend to save my best Mystery Science Theatre 3000 comments for her. (View Post)

I think it has to be a living, flesh-and-blood being. So no skeletons, no shadows, no reality show contestants. (View Post)

We already have that game. It’s called “Life”. (View Post)

Why, here at Ralph Spoilsport Motors in downtown Emphysema! Our perputual motion operators are standing dry to take your call and provide the information to our warehouses in Nigeria. (Sorry) (View Post)