Sir Anomen once had a thought While lying alone on his cot. "If I showed my hammer While in a spelljammer, Would Nalia think that was hot?" Winthrop' inn was very clean. (View Post)

It is if you do it right, eh, know what I mean, nudge nudge? (View Post)

Eldoth picked up a small fiddle And started to play it a little. He played it so badly That Shar-Teel did gladly Slam him onto a hot griddle. There once was a loser named Shank. (View Post)

One of my favorites, inspired by a couple recent threads. (View Post)

Old guy here! Welcome! And git awf mah lawn! (View Post)