Any chance we can get the Lumineers to do the soundtrack. For the record, my name is Richard Burton, so if we can find someone named Elizabeth Taylor, we're in. (View Post)

IIRC monk was in first edition (I remember playing one in '82 or '83) and the Barbarian first showed up in Unearthed Arcana, a collection of supplemental ideas that Gygax wrote for Dragon magazine. I… (View Post)

Bob's Burger's: Enhanced Edition. Louise kidnaps Jimmy Junior to pay for new bunny ears. In a flashback, she is confirmed to be a Bhaalspawn as Linda remembers a drunken night at the premiere of a lo… (View Post)

"Ah, to kill things and then take their stuff Is a joy when they've given you guff," Ol' Korgan did bellow O'er one fresh dead fellow. But said not why he fought in the buff. Valygar went f… (View Post)

This has probably been said before in this thread (can't be bothered to look) but: All bandits are blonde. (View Post)