I like the pop culture references. Larry, Darryl, and Darryl. Jaheira's "By your command." Garrick's quoting of English literature. And so on. (View Post)

They taught the metric system to me in the 70s. America will switch when enough politicians get bribed. (View Post)

Wait, no, I once SAW Elminster get drunk. (Damp you auto connect!) (View Post)

You know who it is, it's Volocamp Who is trying to pick up some tramp. But he just farted So she's now departed And he's left alone with rising damp. I once was Elminster get drunk. (View Post)

Greetings! Lo! Hale and well met by moonlight! And all those other ridiculous phrases. (View Post)