Or, in the words of comedian Jeff Allen (after talking about how he and his wife have to hide food in their bedroom): We have three sons, aged twenty, fifteen, and three. 20, 15, 3. Oops. What can I … (View Post)

@ZaramMaldovar @UnderstandMouseMagic @JoenSo First time I did that I forgot to have Imoen look for traps, and my lone cleric (Anomen) walked right into it. Heeeeere's my sign. (View Post)

Oh, it was pretty damn spoiled and decayed in the first place (View Post)

Alora was skilled at her craft Although people thought she was daft. She’d fall down a mine And say “Pretty shine!” Then take every gem up the shaft. Imoen wanted to dance (View Post)

In Toril, the gods are quite petty And greedy as ol' John Paul Getty. They take, never give As long as they live, To say "Thanks" will make them go sweaty. Lothander went hiking one day (View Post)