It's so cold here today I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets. (View Post)

Hm, allow me to get this back on a limerick footing. Jaheira and Faldorn weren’t friends, Their fighting rules were just “pretends”. Once Faldorn got snitty: “I’ll get you, my pretty!” And ran over J… (View Post)

If you mean that it’s full of schist, then yes. Granite, I am biased. (View Post)

Bullying: reciting old Teddy Roosevelt speeches. Next word: Shagpile (View Post)

I had no time, with two sick bagels who had to go to the vet. (View Post)