Honey badgers would be great. You could summon them, order them to attack, and they wouldn't care. (View Post)

Branwen has heart made of stone As hard as a six year old scone. It came from a golem Or caryatid column That tried to touch her for a loan. While tied to a lamppost in Trademeet. (View Post)

If you haven't seen Reverend Peyton's Big Damn Band, you should. Their live shows will blow you away. https://youtu.be/9Ra0DsbiNs0 (View Post)

Last night on sushi we dined At a small place Safana did find. She said "Do you know This fish is called 'blow'?" So the third thing she blew was mind. (The second being the party balloons,… (View Post)

Gullykin is mighty dull Like a sword often swung by old Hull. I went with a party Then got all re-start-y As the kobolds I did fail to cull. Dynaheir bought a new dress (View Post)