Would children count as a small monstrous race? I'm, uh, asking for a friend. I do recall a story from my youth, the James Whitcomb Riley poem "Little Orphant Annie", about a "guest&qu… (View Post)

I once saw poor Edwin break down; Alora had called him a clown. But Xzar thought it nice So in just a trice He added a new make-up frown. I think I saw Minsc in a kilt. (View Post)

Hm, Neera? (Since spell schools aren't technically a kit) (View Post)

[Loads Uzi] To the gazebo store! (View Post)

I never thought I would find a use for Garrick except as a meat shield (View Post)