Farie dragons are pretty nice, but I'm not sure they work for the bard. I wish they had a beagle or coonhound. That way, your bard could play harmonica and the dog could howl along with you. Or show … (View Post)

Welcome! Have a seat. If you're already seated, then have another. (View Post)

I dunno, that's one of those words that sounds dirty but isn't. Like "diphthong" or "fallacious". (View Post)

Because I want to hear David Attenborough say "dinoclubtailus" in a documentary on fantasy monsters. (View Post)

Ah, Crabtree, one of my favorite characters of all time. Chosen for his expertise, he's horrid at it and clueless to boot. I can still crack up my family by entering a room and saying "Goot moan… (View Post)