Good idea! Call in Punnery Sergeant Millikan. (View Post)

A life without cheese?! I camembert it! (View Post)

I recommend the newspaper. At least in this house. Where no one else replaces the roll of paper. I mean, the phone just doesn’t ... Anyway. (View Post)

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It's a bit of a job, but @subtledoctor has a mod, Faith and Powers, which addresses a lot of this (and more). (View Post)