For the record, this sucks. I have a decent amount of body hair and, my abdomen having been shaved before surgery, the hair is starting to grow back under the glue used to seal the incisions. MAN doe… (View Post)

Throwing salt over your shoulder gets rid of evil spirits. Although it will annoy the mole. (View Post)

Over 770 people have raced in the Indianapolis 500 since it was first run in 1911. None have had the surname Smith. (View Post)

A mole on your back means it wants a lift to the back yard. (View Post)

[GOLF CLAP] Bravo, sir! Or madam! Or whatever. Or ... well, damme, well done, individual! (View Post)