Hm, I think my girlfriend my sophomore year in college was a gauth. (View Post)

We didn’t want to run out of Glenfiddich on the first night. (View Post)

That’s about the last thing I need. (View Post)

Good to hear. Sorry things went sideways, but hey, I've learned that there is a reason we pay medical people as much as we do. (View Post)

In Candlekeep there walked a lass Who suffered from rank, silent gas With each step she took The tapestries shook And rotted into a brown mass. Viconia wanted a drink (View Post)