Written by Emo Philips, who might be the best joke writer I've ever heard of. (View Post)

I suppose I am in my early fifties, if we measure by your Earth years. (View Post)

Two degrees from the current US vice president (I met him when I was tutoring his cousin in high school and later when a friend worked at the same radio station; neither of us are overly proud of thi… (View Post)

I was a contractor for the US government for two and a half years. Nothing will make you a libertarian like living in DC and having to deal with unfireable bureaucrats. (View Post)

I tried to enlist, but my knees were so bad due to sports injuries that they passed. I've had family serve in nearly every US war since the French and Indian War. Which, now that I type it, is the st… (View Post)