This is very "strange" in so far that it is an ad for a dating portal. That is not how I have experienced dating portals. Normally everyone tries to be as perfect as possible on a dating site. Literally flawless and perfect.
There are so many people on dating sites who'd dismiss someone for their tiniest flaws in appearance and character.
I have experienced dating portals as such a show off of your perfection that this ad leaves me quite speechless. It's almost impossible for me to believe that this is an ad for a dating portal.
"It's okay to be imperfect." That is so odd to hear in a society that is obsessed with optimization.
I'll leave that thought linger in my mind. "It's okay to be imperfect."
Also note how this thought contradicts almost all other kinds of commercials. Normally any ad for any other product works in the way that it makes you feel like you are missing or lacking something. That without the product that you are supposed to buy you are less perfect.
So many ads appeal to you by telling you that you'd become better, more perfect if you'd just buy the advertised product.
And now, here's an ad that tells me being imperfect is okay. What the...?
*cough* So, uhm, @Aedan , I hope you know that today is a special day. There is something I have been meaning to tell you...
Aedan, since we met you've been giving me a lot of heart-ons. You know what a heart-on is, don't you? A heart-on is when you really fancy someone and your heart starts to beat really fast when you are around your special someone. A lot of blood is starting to flow through your heart as it is twitching with excitement which results in a heart-on.
Oh. I just used google translate (and I believe it got it right this time). Cows really do love to do that to people. I wouldn't mind if the cow did that to me. They have done it to me before actually...
I don't even think that's weird to let the cow do that. I grew up with two dogs. And one of them liked doing that a lot. The other dog to a lesser extend too.
When they would lick my palm I would slightly close my palm, so they couldn't withdraw their tongues so easily. Mind you, they could still withdraw their tongue, just not so easily. It would not hurt them.
I just wanted to tease them in return for licking me.
Aww and I remember one dog putting his paw on my hand so I would release his tongue. As I said I didn't hold on to it tightly, only very slightly. Still must be uncomfortable if you try to lick someone but your tongue won't come back so easily.
I remember before google, when you could sit around and discuss these things but never being able to answer them, heh.. It wasn't very often someone offered to go to the library to check the archive of papers to try and find and article about the subject at hand ;)
How did you guess? In my case it sounds similar to the German word with the same meaning.
There is one more funny connection with German.
In Italian there seems to be a VERY rude way to tell someone to f*ck off, namely "va' a cacare" (or "cagare" wich is an alternative spelling for "cacare"). It literally means "Go, have a shit".
And we have that same literal expression in German which is "Geh' kacken".
In English you'd rather say "f*ck off" or "p*ss off". I found it interesting though that Italian and German share the same literal expression here.
I believe the french word is similar, so hence my guess. Not that I know anything about french, but my GF does. Also, there's a slang word in Swedish that is "kacka" meaning to take a dump. It's not an official word but obviously based on the german/latin-based language.
And also, that image (though censored) made me think of japanese movies.. especially a very special category of movies.
Enough! You have long enough distracted innocent forumites with your sexiness! There are broken hearts lying all around here. You will be banished back to the middle of the Earth! *Shandaxx attempts to cast Imprisonment.*
What the... I... I can't cast in this form... *shocking realization*
Hmm, yes I know I could use google translator but I don't fully trust it. Sometimes it gives awkward translations, or translations that might be grammatically correct but would be "unusual" in that language.
So better to ask/verify with a handsome native Italian.
See, if I was your minion, you wouldn't even have to think about that. Not to mention that now you have seen what I could do for you as a minion. And let me tell you, increasing your hug comfort rating is only one of many, many things I could do for you!