Oh, no. I was talking about the picture. I often shapeshift into a bear and shoot at a giant wave I am surfing on with my semi-automatic rifle while riding my pet shark in my line of work. Quite fun.
"I often shapeshift into a bear and shoot at a giant wave I am surfing on with my semi-automatic rifle while riding my pet shark in my line of work. Quite fun."
"Spesso muto forma in un orso e sparo con un fucile semi-automatico contro un'onda gigante mentre faccio surf cavalcando il mio cucciolo di squalo a lavoro. Piuttosto divertente".
*Nimran whistles sharply, and soon a low rumble reverberates across the forum that grows in strength, turning into an earth-shattering tremor as millions of rampaging ferrets charge unerringly towards Aedan, fangs and claws bared and seeking handsome man flesh.
Indeed!
It seems that the Ferret Army got confused and attacked the wrong handsome man... Oh, look! They are tearing apart your random sexy dude, Shandaxx!
Poor Faaron... Eaten alive by the ferrets of your ally... Ehehehehe!
Prepare yourself, the game for Italy is on! I'm just lurking behind the Wall (the Alps) and collect my army... Can you unite the Italian cities before my invasion?
*Aedan saves vs. Charisma, but according to the rules, he gets held until he becomes more handsome*
DAMN YOU, NIMRAN! I was about to strike Shandaxx!
Oh, well. I will wait for the right time in Lanzarote, where I am going to spent the summer holidays for two weeks :)
"You won! Congratulations! You have accomplished what Anduin was failing at for years. You defeated Shandyr and sent his foul soul back into the Abyss where it belongs. Victory is yours!"
Watch this and suffer! I strike at the very heart of Italian culture and at your pride as an Italian: at your food! Watch your countrymen suffer! MWUAHAHAHAHA
