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  • Shandaxx
    *sigh* *deep sigh* Oh... Ahhh... *sigh*
    Anduin... what are these times that we are unliving in? Can you believe the living? Spreading death and decay among them is seen as "politically incorrect" nowadays. And who am I to defy political correctness? You know what that could cost? *deep sigh*

    Ah just don't mind me. Being evil used to be so much more easier... *sigh*
    November 1
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      You know, I used to be evil like you but then it became trendy and all those evil hipsters starting being evil and it lost all appeal to me. Being good is the new evil.
    • Shandaxx
      Shandaxx
      Whaaaaat? I had always thought being evil was the new good!
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      Don't be daft, evil is the old good and good is the new evil.
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      Did I just agree with Satan?!?
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      Sorry... Sorry... Skatan... Easy mistake (It's the coal black eyes)
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      I thought we were not supposed to reveal secret identities without some dramatic music and a long speech first...
    • Shandaxx
      Shandaxx
      Is this music dramatic enough?
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cphNpqKpKc4
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Good... but no speech?
    • Shandaxx
      Shandaxx
      That would be Anduin's honor to deliver the speech.
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Speech! Speech!
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      Wait... Is Skatan actually Satan? My spellchecker knew all along!?!

      ...

      I'll prepare a speech...
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      Look into my eyes and tell me, what do you truly desire?
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      COOKIES!!!
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      SLEEP NOT DISTURBED BY CHILDREN WITH NO SPECIFIC TIME OR PLACE TO BE ON AWAKENING!
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      Who am I kidding. No minor diety can deliver that...
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Well... the Martians can provide you with a fully working clone to take care of your children while you sleep...
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      Hmmm, can you guarantee that the clone will not try to usurp my life?
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Well... sometimes clones get a little confused about who is the original... but think about all the resting you'll be able to get...
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      You can sleep when your dead.

      ...

      This is actually a lie. The undead do not need sleep.
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      Haven't you ever tried to cast powerword:sleep on the little creatures Anduin? I'm pretty sure the wretchlings are less than 20HP, right? I'm also sure a lich of your power can meta-magic the hell out of that spell to last long enough for you to crawl down into your man cave and get some slepp. And there you go, problem solved.

      (now you owe me one)
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Children are immune to any sleep inducing effects... unless you need them to stay awake, of course.
    • Shandaxx
      Shandaxx
      Children are also immune to "Silence, 15' Radius". Somehow they manage to penetrate the magical silence of that spell.
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      They also seem particularly resistant to Hold Person.
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      They also actively seek out grease spell puddles and jump into them... Wellies on or off...
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      I'm starting to think children are quite overpowered...
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      What class is this "children" and how do I eekeeper it to myself so I can play child/adult instead of this ultra-boring SC adult.
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Hey! No cheating!
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      Children and Gnomes have a lot in common... Apart from the beards.
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      Class: Wild Child
      10 HP per level

      Pro's
      Vocalize innate spell, unlimited usage (prone for berzerk, rendering character uncontrollable)
      Defecate - 6D6 poison damage in a cone shape from the rear, innate spell, unlimited usage (prone for wildsurge)

      Con's
      Unable to wear groin armor correctly, leakage may occur
      Unable to take commands from CHARNAME
      Selectively deaf
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      Oh forgot one,
      Wail of the banshee as innate spell between levels 1-5
  • Shandaxx
    Anduin... just in case you're wondering what I've been up to lately... *mwuahahaha*
    Do you really wanna know? Are you sure? heeheehee...

    I will show you... But before I do, I recommend you to start playing one of the evil music themes in my evil theme thread. MWUAHAHAHA! It makes looking at the following picture so much more SWEET. AHAHAHAHAHAA!

    image

    October 30
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      The EVIL in the world is incredible! You wouldn't do this to humans would you! No just poor defenceless Cauliflower! You monster!
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      I think that breaks some inter species laws of war...
  • Shandaxx
    Care for some rhubarb pie? There's a bar I know...

    October 26
  • Shandaxx
    What sane gnome would call himself "Ifnkovhgroghprm" ? That's crazy I say! MAD!

    But yeah, of course, it's a trick question. There are gno sane gnomes...
    October 16
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      A half-dragon, half gnome... may just use that moniker...
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    October 16
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      The Red Bathrobes of Bhaal Containment are back!
    • Aedan
      Aedan
      What happened to the Disney Princess?
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      I got sacked for trying to cast animate dead on Snow White... How was I supposed to know?
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Did it work?
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      Well... I thought I'd poisoned her with an apple. Perfect corpse for menial tasks, such as tidying up after Dwarves.

      Then... THEN! Some landed, foppish, noble with a bad case of necrophilia decided to snog my corpse and ran off with it.

      I complained that Snow White was my corpse, but it was a witch hunt.

      ...

      That is. They blamed the current queen, called her a witch and threw her off a cliff.

      ...

      Humans are strange. I bagged a magic mirror. I put it in a farmhouse in Nashkell for safe keeping.
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    October 16
  • Shandaxx
    ANDUIN! Halloween is approaching and we as undead will have to fulfill our duty! Let us strike fear and HORROR in the hearts of the living! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!



    October 3
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      Most excellent forms of entertainment!
  • Shandaxx
    What is this? Are you trying to tell us something?

    image
    September 30
    • Aedan
      Aedan
      He cannot answer. He is still frozen after Mercury's attack. Hehehehehehe...
    • Shandaxx
      Shandaxx
      Well maybe he is trying to communicate through his points...
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      Numbers mean nothing. As long as I am behind @Booinyoureyes who has not been seen in eons... I will see the activity page as an affront to my dignity!
  • Shandaxx
    ANDUIN! My fremesis! He who is evil beyond evil! I tell you.. LET'S DANCE! Listen and dance to the song that no undead can withstand! Can you feel the music in your bones?

    September 26
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      This is the best clip of any computer game I have ever witnessed!
    • Shandaxx
      Shandaxx
      SHAKE YOUR BONES ANDUIN AND DANCE! If you'd like we could... we could shake our bones together...
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      Sounds better than crossing swords...

      Dance then you vagabond! Let's tickle the ivories and cackle at our amusements!
    • typo_tilly
      typo_tilly
      ... This is the best thing ever. :o

      Also, I thought someone's foot had flown off at the end. XD