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Anduin

It is true that hair continues to grows after death. I now have a beard.

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  • It is true that hair continues to grows after death. I now have a beard.
    February 8
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      Wow, that's just great! By the way, as a Mummy Lord, do you wrap bandages on your beard as well? Just curious...
  • Shandaxx
    Tell King Tut I want my mummy!

    January 26
  • Aedan
    Cattura

    You disappointed me.
    You do not deserve to be my minion. Not anymore.
    You are fired. Effect immediately. You will rot alone in your misery.
    January 20
    • Shandaxx
      Shandaxx
      Does that mean I'll be your new minion now?
    • Aedan
      Aedan
      You would love that, wouldn't you?
    • Shandaxx
      Shandaxx
      No, of course not! It would be a great punishment for me to serve you in any ways you could possibly imagine and to attend to your every needs whatever they might be. Whenever you wanted to I'd have to be ready for you. So, uhm, yeah, don't even consider making me your new minion! I wouldn't like that at all!
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      I RULE! YOU ARE BOTH MY MINI-ONIONS!
    • Shandaxx
      Shandaxx
      My Onions are bigger than yours...
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      Well... I have THREE onions...
    • Shandaxx
      Shandaxx
      Well, I may only have two onions but I do have a long, thick cucumber too!
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      Uhm... I haven't got a cucumber...

      ...

      But check out MY FOOD BLENDER!
    • kcwise
      kcwise
      It was hard for the passengers to know exactly when the train left the tracks, some swore they saw an onion just before they went airborne while others insisted it was a cucumber-like obstruction. Still, whatever the cause, a strange calm came over everyone as the train sailed on through the air in seeming defiance of gravity.
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      I read that in Stephen Fry's voice.
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      Vegetables... You can't live with them or without them.
  • All wearers of Chistmas hats are hereby cursed with bad luck by orders of the Mummy!

    The only way to remove the curse is by clicking the agree button below...

    ...

    I'm doomed... The Santa hat following wearers of @Shandaxx will make me fall down the table!
    January 11
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      haHA, I have a Christmas BOW. Take that, curse!
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      Santa hat following wearers? Or Santa hat wearing followers? Which one is it, Anduin?
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      ALL OF THEM!
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      PFFFFFFT, I was wearing Santa hats constantly before it was cool.
    • ZaramMaldovar
      ZaramMaldovar
      What happens if I click agree? (Fair warning, it's too late I already clicked agree)
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      ZaramMaldover... Feel light. Feel good. The threat of the curse... for you... has been lifted.

      ...

      Feel's good, doesn't it...
    • kcwise
      kcwise
      I clicked because I am strongly anti curse, but now I feel like you do shortly after you've purchased one of those As Seen On TV gizmos. Was it really worth $19.95 + $45 S&H? Did I really need TWO of them? Well, anyway, down with curses.
  • Shandaxx
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      Nooooo! Take this evil AWAY!
  • Aedan
    Explain this.

    avvv

    How is that even possible?!?
    January 8
    • Shandaxx
      Shandaxx
      Well, must have been the many agree reactions I got for my comments complimenting myself for my beauty, wit and charm. Because, how could anyone not agree with those?
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      I clicked insightful...
  • Shandaxx
    Anduin, ANDUIIIIIIIN, my fremesis... I'm in need of your assistance... Have you noticed? Aedan is constantly waging war against me, one after another. That... *sniff* can only mean one thing *sob* :'( Aedan doesn't like me anymore. PLEASE, I implore you, you gotta help me. If you help me I will let you stay atop of me in the Leaders Board a little while longer and I will make a considerable to donation to the church of Urdlen, how does that sound?

    What can I do to make him excited about me again? To make his heart skip a beat upon seeing me? I was thinking, maybe, of a homebrew love potion, or sexy underwear. What do you think?

    If there's anyone who could help out a fellow undead in love matters it's gotta be you, old friend, please!

    January 8
    • Aedan
      Aedan
      Don't even try to use my minion Anduin against my will?
      How dare you???
      You have just given me another reason to move a new war against you - and the previous one was not even started!
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      @Shandaxx ... Stop this frippery! Show your true feelings and give a part of yourself...

      A bone is a good start...
  • A thank you to Toramarusama at deviant art for the excellent Mummy.
    January 7
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      You have muscles again! Been working out?
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      Well... It takes a bit of time, but your average mummified lich can regenerate his undead form. Just takes awhile.

      After being a demi-lich I actually regenerated halfway to a semi-lich for a while... bit embarrassing so I didn't update my photo...
    • typo_tilly
      typo_tilly
      YAY :D
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  • Aedan
    Shandaxx does not love me anymore :'(
    What can I do to get him back?
    Have you perhaps a love potion or something?
    December 2017
    • Shandaxx
      Shandaxx
      Don't mind him, Anduin. Sometimes Aedan gets "funny" ideas in his handsome head. Guess, I'll have to show him my love. If you'd excuse me now, I'm going to rent a room.
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      Love potions are difficult as they require a mixture of hormones and brain synapses to connect, just so, to generate that love connection.

      However... Charm spells and locks of Nymph pubes are awash in the realms. Please take these "Greater Gloves of Genuine Lustful Persuasion 18+" and stroke the object of your affections.

      Please tell me how you get on.