*sigh* *deep sigh* Oh... Ahhh... *sigh* Anduin... what are these times that we are unliving in? Can you believe the living? Spreading death and decay among them is seen as "politically incorrect" nowadays. And who am I to defy political correctness? You know what that could cost? *deep sigh*
Ah just don't mind me. Being evil used to be so much more easier... *sigh*
Haven't you ever tried to cast powerword:sleep on the little creatures Anduin? I'm pretty sure the wretchlings are less than 20HP, right? I'm also sure a lich of your power can meta-magic the hell out of that spell to last long enough for you to crawl down into your man cave and get some slepp. And there you go, problem solved.
Vocalize innate spell, unlimited usage (prone for berzerk, rendering character uncontrollable)
Defecate - 6D6 poison damage in a cone shape from the rear, innate spell, unlimited usage (prone for wildsurge)
Unable to wear groin armor correctly, leakage may occur
Unable to take commands from CHARNAME
Anduin... just in case you're wondering what I've been up to lately... *mwuahahaha* Do you really wanna know? Are you sure? heeheehee...
I will show you... But before I do, I recommend you to start playing one of the evil music themes in my evil theme thread. MWUAHAHAHA! It makes looking at the following picture so much more SWEET. AHAHAHAHAHAA!