I noticed that you ceased your attacks against me. Are you still trying to recover after my mighty attack? Or are you just trying to hide your awful face from the rest of the world? No. The truth is that you are instigating Shandaxx against me! I knew that - the Sailor Warriors have keeping an eye on you for a very long time and found many proof of your plans against me.
Sailor Mercury will make sure that you will not disturb me for a while. Hope you like the ice!
Yeah, I kinda realized that as soon as I gave the order, but they were already underway and I had no way to contact them. Still, it was a speedy delivery, eh?
*Anduin places gem atop of his wizarding staff and starts casting lightning bolt repeatedly skyward, it creates a green sickly glaze of power. All who sight it, be they elf, dwarf or man cower at such arcane might, dismayed at the portentousness and the troubles that are surely to come...*
A little magpie flying around in search of shinies is suddenly zapped by a green lightning bolt. The smell of crispy barbequed chicken wings spreads quickly.
Though most wizards wear a conical cap or pilos, sometimes referred to as a hennin, these pointed hats do not fit into coffins, hence the need for a shortening of the cap... Or a pointy ended coffin which is just silly.
Personally I wear a dunces cap, awarded to me during a science lesson when I described how to start a fire with burning hands when I was very young...
Do you really think I fear you? Fool! You understimate me! Sailor Moon is busy with Tuxedo Mask at the moment, but in the meantime, I can count on Sailor Venus to give you a harsh lesson! TASTE THIS!
Heh. Now we have a bad looking marmaid princess!
But what is a bad looking princess? NOTHING! You are nothing now! You can forget your dream to marry a wealthy white good looking man! IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN!
Mwahahaahaha!
Don't try to turn mlnevese against me, Shandaxx. I know your tricks.
Prepare yourself. I unleashed Sailor Moon - she is coming for you! She will destroy you, once and for all!
Mlnevese is far too intelligent - and handsome of course - to be so easily manipulated as you seem to suggest. Also Sailor Moon is still busy with Tuxedo Mask, I wonder what that is about.
-What?! Tell the fleet to set up a blockade and.... Wait our ratings went up 5%.. Order the fleet to setup a blockade and let a Venusian pass sometimes. If it's a cute one pretending to be human, for instance... If any Martian is harmed melt a random part of Venus surface. I think they'll get the message.
I hereby terminate our fremesis-ship. I cannot bring myself to love-hate someone who pledges that we all should live in harmony and overcome our differences.
As they say, the King is dead, long live the King.
I AM your new fremesis now. And yet, you hesitate to accept my new role.
Murdering RelSundan and Nimran was not enough? Should I destroy other forumites to prove you that I am the new villain of these boards?
C'mon don't be insensitive. I just broke off with Anduin. My heart still aches and my wounds need time to recover and heal. It will take some time before I'll be over him and be ready to accept someone new.
Raaaargh! To hell with this Disney contract... Right. Where is my random act of evil to obtain lichdom divinitator device?
Right, here behind a clamshell.
*Casts read magic*
To become a Lich, yada yada yada, remove safety from fairground device and, yada yada yada, replace the water in the log flume with napalm, yada yada yada, thus burning the children alive whilst drowning their parents in their blood and, yada yada yada, heavens gates will forever remain closed to you.
Ha! Easy peasy lemon squeasy. Lichdom will once again be mine!
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The drama of a fremesis-triangle... I think we could surely compete with some soap operas. We just need a good name for our soap.
Anduin.... Anduin... will you... return to me? *hopeful*
Will you return to me as my much belove-hated fremesis lich gnome mummy evil thing?
Anduin, will you promise me to be true to me in good and in bad times, in sickness and in health? Will you promise that you'll love to hate me and honour me as your fremesis all the days of your undeath?
Unfortunately. And this will shock you at the unfairness in the world. Dead people cannot marry. Even if a partner is still breathing... They still cannot marry a dead person.
Joy in union is only allowed to the living. But even then, in some backward states the union of two living people can still be stopped due to the opinions of others over who can marry who. Freedom is an illusion in such states and whilst I should nod at the evil oppression in place in such states, it is a petty evil, and I cannot abide such small mindedness.
Who beat me? I did not remember it, so it means it never happened!
By the way, this is worst than The Bold and the Beautiful, where characters seem to die, but then they come back to life.
There is no way to survive after a Sailor attack! You people should stay dead!
He doesn't own the batch of Perfect Cookies (tm) stored in my ship... although I offered it to him as a gift some time ago and it's still waiting for him whenever he wishes...
1) People like ditzy cute young female leads that cannot live independently without a strong attractive male influence, preferably in a position of power close to the top of the local social hierarchy. They do not like old grizzled walking dead mummy lich gnomes bent on world domination.
2) Killing, maiming, hurting, kidnapping and torture, whilst okay for executives, are considered no-go areas for actors.
3) I need to have a cute pet that can confer its feelings with body language, use tools and show an intellect comparable to a 17 year old human...
Top two, I'm good... But where am I going to find a cute, intelligent pet?
No no no no no ! NO! Simply NO!
This completely breaks plot immersion! Viewers were expecting a huge, long and hard lich vs lich battle between us! How can I wage war with a cute mermaid? People would hate me for that!!
What the... NO! ME NO LIKE! Absolutely not! I want my most dearest, most hated fremesis back :(
I do like this turn of events, especially because I am becoming more and more evil.
I enjoyed my first war. Time to make a new bloodshed!
SHANDAXX, I WILL BE YOUR NEW FREMESIS! PREPARE TO BE DESTROYED!
Currently enjoying the dry sand between my fleshless metatarsals. The signal is weak so I will be dropping in intermittently... Ensure Shandyr does not take over in my absence...
No... This is a very simple but cunning plan. In attempting to gain a Disney contract, it is obvious that I should attempt to roll a meatball to Aedan with my nose, before accidently slurping on the same piece of spaghetti leading to an unintentional but lovingly romantic kiss...
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This cannot happen. I have no nose...
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Shandyr will attempt to replace me as a candidate who has a nose and thereby securing a contract and kissy kissies with Aedan.
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But don't worry... I have a plan.
*Anduin picks up fork and comically tries to use it as a comb*
*laughs about Anduin* hahaha
Isn't he funny? Just look at him using that fork as a comb!
The contract is yours. I spoke with Disney, they're planning on giving you your own comedy show!
But you better keep the audience entertained and the ratings high... or else... "chrrrk"
*Shandyr makes a gesture, drawing a line across his throat with his finger, symbolizing beheading*
What alliance? I'm sorry to say but Anduin will not have time anymore for that. He's going to be a star soon. He must prepare for his career as a television comedian star!
So... I just got forced into buying a new computer due to Windows 10 sucking up all 32gb of the SSD storage I had. Wouldn't mind but I have 1tb portable HD to use... But you can't swap drives.
Linux... I would use you, but not with a 1 year old machine still in warranty... Just hope the 64gb SSD will be enough (Oh... The chip is better and the RAM and it has about four cameras on it... Not sure why... Maybe the youth can explain...)
Is Dick a relative of yours? I know he is from another world and believed to be human before becoming an undead warlock but stranger things have happened...
*Anduin casts Resurrection on Aedan* Anduin: "SO, who did kill you?" Aedan: "Shandyr and his new ally, a powerful dragon called RelSundan! I need to take my revenge! You shall join me in my battle - it is our battle now!" Anduin: "And what can you offer?" Aedan: "AN ARMY OF POWERFUL SAILOR WARRIORS!"
Quick, my friend! You must help me - I cannot strike our enemies all by myself! Use your deadly powers against Shandyr, especially now that he wants to kill us with Spaghetti alla Bolognese!
Anduin... the latest fashion tips for liches are in! Evil needs to be fashionable too, believe me! For the coming season green glowing eyes and a dark cloak are the latest trends! Watch how awesome YOU could look like!
Well... In Britain... Water can fall out of the sky for 3 to 4 months non-stop... And not that fine rain you get in other places... That drizzle... The kind of rain that really gets you wet...
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I don't understand it either... You just got to experience the really wet rain you get here...
I decided to fact check my own statement and found this little gem on the British summer within its pages...
"In theory summer in the UK should be hot and dry. In practice it is only hot in spells and it still rains quite a bit most summers. It is best to think of it as a way of making the hot days feel more special."
@mlnevese maybe, maybe not. It may not get quite as hot as Amazonia up here, but you may be surprised by how close it can come. 38-40ºC is somewhat uncommon but it is certainly not unheard of in my area. It can also get quite humid up here too. Today was typical for one of our hotter summer days with a high of about 35ºC and a humidity of almost 100%. Perhaps not quite what you tend to get where you live, but still pretty hot, and with such a high humidity it is still quite uncomfortable.
My area is one of those places where there are both cold winters and hot summers.
@Anduin We get a lot of water from the sky around here as well... but as our weather is lazier we just get an entire year worth of it in one or two days :)
You know what's great? High temperatures and high humidity! Why who needs to visit a sauna when the outdoors gets you soaked within seconds of stepping outside? Thanks American midwest!
