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Anduin

I am truly ancient. This weekend I officially had my 40th Birthday. (th is short for thousand). Lich long and prosper my undead minions!

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  • Rik_Kirtaniya
    Rik_Kirtaniya → Anduin
    Hey @Anduin, do you watch cricket?
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    August 1
    • Tresset
      Tresset
      https://cdn.britannica.com/28/82628-004-F9BB8714.jpg
  • Anduin
    I am truly ancient. This weekend I officially had my 40th Birthday. (th is short for thousand). Lich long and prosper my undead minions!
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    July 15
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      Happy Birthday! :D

      Long live (or is it un-die?) Anduin! Wish you a happy, peaceful and prosperous undeath. May you never run out of bandages and cookies and cauliflowers and taters. May Urdlen bless you!
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      Happy Reanimation Day!
    • Zaghoul
      Zaghoul
      Happy Birthday, ya young whipper snapper you. :)
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      Ta guys!
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      Happy Embalming day!
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Bahhh forum younglings.... :)
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      Congrats! 40 000 years is a long time to unlive. So how do you liches count your age, from the day you undied or from birth?
    • lolien
      lolien
      Happy second day after birthday!
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      Happy unlife day, you gnomey lich, you.
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      A gnome lich is a glitch?
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      The "G" is silent.
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      Thank you peeps. I record my birthday from my birthday. We undead are lucky as we get a death da as well.

      Gnome lich's are more gniche than glitch... Just saying.
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      That's insightful....
  • Rik_Kirtaniya
    Rik_Kirtaniya → Anduin
    And here's your birthday present from me!

    Your very own undead minion!

    Conjured from high-quality miasma imported right from the Demi-plane of Shadows!


    It speaks in a chilling voice: "How may I serve you, master?"
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    July 16
  • Rik_Kirtaniya
    Rik_Kirtaniya → Anduin

    Let's have some exercise!

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    July 12
  • Anduin
    After all these years on this site. I finally realise what you should call a gnome necromancer...

    A gnecromancer…

    Why did this take me so long to realise!
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    July 2
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      A romantically inclined gnome would be a gneck romancer.
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      A gnome from southern US would be called a Redgneck.
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      When a gnome just misses, it is called a gnarrow margin.
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      If Minion was a gnome,it would be ALLOCATING ADDITIONAL GNODES
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Oh gods... this entire discussion will be puns... the horror! ;)
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Oh by the way Anduin is wrong... a Gnome necromancer is clearly a gnomancer...
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      Isn't necromancy a forbidden school for gnomes?
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      If Korea was only gnomes the zone in between South and North Korea would be called; "GNO MEns land" or "Gno Go Zone".
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      mlnvese I think you mean ‘pugns’.
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Nope... it's clearly punome...
    • Dev6
      Dev6
      You should all say gno to drugs...
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      There's no gnowing how far this will go.
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      It’s a gnice day, isn’t it?
    • Dev6
      Dev6
      'sup gnimran
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      Gnot much
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      Who's gnawing on my leg?
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      'tis me, Skatan. You gno me right?
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      I gno you, but I gneed my leg...
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      Here's another little poem dedicated to you, @Anduin!


      Then the gnomish gnecromancer found himself without an answer,

      For the question that they asked him was one never asked before.

      Thus it needed quite some thinking, for in no way was it linked in,

      To anything interesting. The gnome said, " ' Tis such a bore!"

      "This question isn't 'bout taters, so I'd think of it no more!"

      And so he began to snore.



      How's that? ;)
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      Gnice!
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      Gno comment.
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      Actually I am gnonplussed.
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      Your so good at poetry you make me a little gnervy.
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      Gnever lose your gnerves... ;)
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      Gnot on my watch!

      *Gnimran searches for Anduin’s gnerves*
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      Do you know what it sounds like when a gnome eats?

      Om-gnom-gnom-gnom.
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      Gnever say gnever again...