No, of course not! It would be a great punishment for me to serve you in any ways you could possibly imagine and to attend to your every needs whatever they might be. Whenever you wanted to I'd have to be ready for you. So, uhm, yeah, don't even consider making me your new minion! I wouldn't like that at all!
It was hard for the passengers to know exactly when the train left the tracks, some swore they saw an onion just before they went airborne while others insisted it was a cucumber-like obstruction. Still, whatever the cause, a strange calm came over everyone as the train sailed on through the air in seeming defiance of gravity.
I clicked because I am strongly anti curse, but now I feel like you do shortly after you've purchased one of those As Seen On TV gizmos. Was it really worth $19.95 + $45 S&H? Did I really need TWO of them? Well, anyway, down with curses.
Anduin, ANDUIIIIIIIN, my fremesis... I'm in need of your assistance... Have you noticed? Aedan is constantly waging war against me, one after another. That... *sniff* can only mean one thing *sob* Aedan doesn't like me anymore. PLEASE, I implore you, you gotta help me. If you help me I will let you stay atop of me in the Leaders Board a little while longer and I will make a considerable to donation to the church of Urdlen, how does that sound?
What can I do to make him excited about me again? To make his heart skip a beat upon seeing me? I was thinking, maybe, of a homebrew love potion, or sexy underwear. What do you think?
If there's anyone who could help out a fellow undead in love matters it's gotta be you, old friend, please!