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  • typo_tilly
  • Shandaxx
    Pirates are attacking your ship!

    March 29
    • laptopman666
      laptopman666
      Why should I be worried? I AM a pirate.
    • Shandaxx
      Shandaxx
      Pirate hunt pirates :/
    • laptopman666
      laptopman666
      No no no my friend, I am CONFEDERATING them, into one massive pirate fleet :)
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      ARRRRRRGH!
  • Shandaxx
    You like laptops! You like laptops! You like laptops! You like laptops! You like laptops! You like laptops! You like laptops! You like laptops! You like laptops! You like laptops! You like laptops! You like laptops! You like laptops! You like laptops! You like laptops! You like laptops! You like laptops! You like laptops! You like laptops! You like laptops! You like laptops! You like laptops!

    image
    March 25
    • laptopman666
      laptopman666
      N- noooooo. I WILL RESIST!
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      *Casts Chaotic Commands: laptopman*

      *Casts Laptop Swarm: Shandaxx*
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      Feeling better, laptopman? Cleric spells always make life easy... :)
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      I... must... destroy... my... gaming... tower...
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      I don't even remember the last time I owned a desktop... 10 years, maybe more....
    • laptopman666
      laptopman666
      You don't need human computers anyways mr martian :P, are the laptops in the swarm having any effect on shandaxx rik?
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      Yes, of course.... ;)

      You can ask Shandaxx yourself, that is, if he has successfully recovered from the attack of the laptops... XD
    • laptopman666
      laptopman666
      Best not to disturb a lich who has been recently angered lad.......
    • Shandaxx
      Shandaxx
      0001 1010 0010 1000 0111 1111 1001 0101 1001 0001 1000
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      I always like disturbing him, and Shandaxx also likes it when I disturb him. Ask him and he'll tell... ;)
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      Binary Lich! Yay! Minion has a new friend!

      Hey Minion, come and see!
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      Translating Shandaxx's Binary message to decimal format, it reads:
      1, 10, 2, 8, 7, 15, 9, 5, 9, 1, 8.

      Looks like a code. Hmm... let me substitute the numbers with equivalent letters:
      AJBHGOIEIAH

      What's this? A new monster? Or the location of a secret treasure? An anagram perhaps, hmm?
    • laptopman666
      laptopman666
      It's a spell! *uses scroll- protection from magic*
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rearranging the letters:
      JHI-HI AOE BAG!

      It's a new kind of a Bag of Holding, I guess...
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      Maybe, it's related to Area Of Effect spells?
    • laptopman666
      laptopman666
      maybe a bag of tanglefoot?
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      We'll ask Shandaxx when he comes back...
    • Shandaxx
      Shandaxx
      Well the thing is, I just know that there are people who can't help themselves when they see binary numbers... and I had a feeling you might be one of them ;)
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Vampires?
    • laptopman666
      laptopman666
      beep boop, boop beep?
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Ask R2D2... Don't ask C3P0 you'll be losing your time...
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      Binary numbers and encryption systems are interesting. They have a soothing effect on your Grey Matter.

      Though my favourites are Biology and Organic Chemistry! :D
  • typo_tilly
  • Shandaxx
    You have been waylaid by a weresnail and must defend yourself!

    image
    (by daeris-art on deviantart)
    March 23
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      *Casts Domination: Weresnail*
      *Weresnail: Dominated*

      Well, Mr. Weresnail, go and find the cute Demilich who sent you, and bring him back to us.
    • laptopman666
      laptopman666
      *eats weresnail and is unaffected, but starts to feel funny, transforms and bites Rik* Er. You might want to go see a licensed cleric methinks.....
    • Shandaxx
      Shandaxx
      And so began the Great Weresnail Pandemia on the Beamdog Forum...
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      Oh no, its Uzumaki all over again! *coats self in salt water*
    • Shandaxx
      Shandaxx
      Okay... whatever you do, do NOT google image search "Snail Person uzumaki".
      That'll show some seriously disturbing stuff... Brrr...

      But hey I suppose at least I know now how I would look like as a weresnail (careful, it may be regarded as disturbing!):

      http://i.imgur.com/cczdmwE.jpg
    • laptopman666
      laptopman666
      im gonna google it right now
    • laptopman666
      laptopman666
      O.o
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      "Er. You might want to go see a licensed cleric methinks....."

      Never mind, being a powerful Sorcerer, I've a natural immunity against lycanthropes... ;)

      (Do you know, I can already shapeshift into various forms? Don't tell anyone... ;) )
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      Feeling a little sluggish today, are we?
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      One can never unsee a Junji Ito work.
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      The worst part about that story? The people who DIDN'T get turned into snails suddenly developed an uncontrollable urge to eat snail...
    • Shandaxx
      Shandaxx
      Thanks to the picture search I stumbled upon an anime by him...

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZtOnznW3GI

      Man, that's so disturbing. Of course the sharks remind me of Sharknado a bit (which I only know from trailers!). And of course it contains a woman wrapped around by tentacles...
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      That reminds me, I've never actually seen that one. And yeah, lots of body horror in his stuff. Fanservice is VERY rare for him though.
  • Rik_Kirtaniya
    • laptopman666
      laptopman666
      thanks! ive pretty much fizzled out on the magic thing hehe, i got too much tribal blood running in my veins, wasn't born in the U.S despite living here my whole life after all ;)
  • Shandaxx
    The Laptop Man! Experience the difference today!



    March 21
    • laptopman666
      laptopman666
      i honestly despise laptops, its an old nickname i got that kinda stuck among lifelong friends heh, but thank you for the chuckle :P
    • Shandaxx
      Shandaxx
      Oh my God... Laptopman despises laptops... What a dramatic revelation on this forum!
      Who would have seen that coming?

      This plot twist requires dramatic music!

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cphNpqKpKc4
    • laptopman666
      laptopman666
      muahahahahahahhaha >:3
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    March 21
  • typo_tilly
  • Shandaxx
  • Well I just survived that crazy storm no power for 4 days and we won't have internet for a while I'm stuck using data on this phone... heh
    March 8
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      Glad you got through it okay. What kind of storm was it?
    • laptopman666
      laptopman666
      Nor esster, common for the area I live in
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      Pardon my ignorance, but "Nor esster"?
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      Might that mean "Norwesters" by any chance?
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      Anyways, take care of yourselves. May you be safe from the wrath of Talos.
    • laptopman666
      laptopman666
      Oh, sorry, nor easter* typo, we still don't have internet so I am limited with this small phone and my large hands. My typing consistency may vary
  • Shandaxx
    • laptopman666
      laptopman666
      old but gold :P
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      Hahaha! That was a new one for me. Hilarious!