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laptopman666

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Username: laptopman666
Joined: December 2012
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typo_tilly → laptopman666

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April 11
Shandaxx → laptopman666

Pirates are attacking your ship!

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March 29
- laptopman666
  Why should I be worried? I AM a pirate.
  
  March 30
- Shandaxx
  Pirate hunt pirates :/
  
  March 30
- laptopman666
  No no no my friend, I am CONFEDERATING them, into one massive pirate fleet :)
  
  March 30
- Nimran
  ARRRRRRGH!
  
  March 30
Shandaxx → laptopman666

You like laptops! You like laptops! You like laptops! You like laptops! You like laptops! You like laptops! You like laptops! You like laptops! You like laptops! You like laptops! You like laptops! You like laptops! You like laptops! You like laptops! You like laptops! You like laptops! You like laptops! You like laptops! You like laptops! You like laptops! You like laptops! You like laptops!

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March 25
- laptopman666
  N- noooooo. I WILL RESIST!
  
  March 25
- Rik_Kirtaniya
  *Casts Chaotic Commands: laptopman*
  
  *Casts Laptop Swarm: Shandaxx*
  
  March 26
- Rik_Kirtaniya
  Feeling better, laptopman? Cleric spells always make life easy... :)
  
  March 26
- mashedtaters
  I... must... destroy... my... gaming... tower...
  
  March 26
- mlnevese
  I don't even remember the last time I owned a desktop... 10 years, maybe more....
  
  March 26
- laptopman666
  You don't need human computers anyways mr martian :P, are the laptops in the swarm having any effect on shandaxx rik?
  
  March 26
- Rik_Kirtaniya
  Yes, of course.... ;)
  
  You can ask Shandaxx yourself, that is, if he has successfully recovered from the attack of the laptops... XD
  
  March 26
- laptopman666
  Best not to disturb a lich who has been recently angered lad.......
  
  March 26
- Shandaxx
  0001 1010 0010 1000 0111 1111 1001 0101 1001 0001 1000
  
  March 26
- Rik_Kirtaniya
  I always like disturbing him, and Shandaxx also likes it when I disturb him. Ask him and he'll tell... ;)
  
  March 26
- Rik_Kirtaniya
  Binary Lich! Yay! Minion has a new friend!
  
  Hey Minion, come and see!
  
  March 26
- Rik_Kirtaniya
  Translating Shandaxx's Binary message to decimal format, it reads:
  1, 10, 2, 8, 7, 15, 9, 5, 9, 1, 8.
  
  Looks like a code. Hmm... let me substitute the numbers with equivalent letters:
  AJBHGOIEIAH
  
  What's this? A new monster? Or the location of a secret treasure? An anagram perhaps, hmm?
  
  March 26
- laptopman666
  It's a spell! *uses scroll- protection from magic*
  
  March 26
- Rik_Kirtaniya
  Rearranging the letters:
  JHI-HI AOE BAG!
  
  It's a new kind of a Bag of Holding, I guess...
  
  March 26
- Rik_Kirtaniya
  Maybe, it's related to Area Of Effect spells?
  
  March 26
- laptopman666
  maybe a bag of tanglefoot?
  
  March 26
- Rik_Kirtaniya
  We'll ask Shandaxx when he comes back...
  
  March 26
- Shandaxx
  Well the thing is, I just know that there are people who can't help themselves when they see binary numbers... and I had a feeling you might be one of them ;)
  
  March 26
- mlnevese
  Vampires?
  
  March 26
- laptopman666
  beep boop, boop beep?
  
  March 26
- mlnevese
  Ask R2D2... Don't ask C3P0 you'll be losing your time...
  
  March 27
- Rik_Kirtaniya
  Binary numbers and encryption systems are interesting. They have a soothing effect on your Grey Matter.
  
  Though my favourites are Biology and Organic Chemistry! :D
  
  March 27
typo_tilly → laptopman666

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March 25
- laptopman666
  yuss
  
  March 25
- typo_tilly
  I love the pace of this song! And the solos! \m/
  
  March 26
Shandaxx → laptopman666

You have been waylaid by a weresnail and must defend yourself!

(by daeris-art on deviantart)

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March 23
- Rik_Kirtaniya
  *Casts Domination: Weresnail*
  *Weresnail: Dominated*
  
  Well, Mr. Weresnail, go and find the cute Demilich who sent you, and bring him back to us.
  
  March 23
- laptopman666
  *eats weresnail and is unaffected, but starts to feel funny, transforms and bites Rik* Er. You might want to go see a licensed cleric methinks.....
  
  March 23
- Shandaxx
  And so began the Great Weresnail Pandemia on the Beamdog Forum...
  
  March 23
- ThacoBell
  Oh no, its Uzumaki all over again! *coats self in salt water*
  
  March 23
- Shandaxx
  Okay... whatever you do, do NOT google image search "Snail Person uzumaki".
  That'll show some seriously disturbing stuff... Brrr...
  
  But hey I suppose at least I know now how I would look like as a weresnail (careful, it may be regarded as disturbing!):
  
  http://i.imgur.com/cczdmwE.jpg
  
  March 23
- laptopman666
  im gonna google it right now
  
  March 23
- laptopman666
  O.o
  
  March 23
- Rik_Kirtaniya
  "Er. You might want to go see a licensed cleric methinks....."
  
  Never mind, being a powerful Sorcerer, I've a natural immunity against lycanthropes... ;)
  
  (Do you know, I can already shapeshift into various forms? Don't tell anyone... ;) )
  
  March 23
- Nimran
  Feeling a little sluggish today, are we?
  
  March 23
- ThacoBell
  One can never unsee a Junji Ito work.
  
  March 23
- ThacoBell
  The worst part about that story? The people who DIDN'T get turned into snails suddenly developed an uncontrollable urge to eat snail...
  
  March 23
- Shandaxx
  Thanks to the picture search I stumbled upon an anime by him...
  
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZtOnznW3GI
  
  Man, that's so disturbing. Of course the sharks remind me of Sharknado a bit (which I only know from trailers!). And of course it contains a woman wrapped around by tentacles...
  
  March 23
- ThacoBell
  That reminds me, I've never actually seen that one. And yeah, lots of body horror in his stuff. Fanservice is VERY rare for him though.
  
  March 23
Rik_Kirtaniya → laptopman666

Looking cool !

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March 21
- laptopman666
  thanks! ive pretty much fizzled out on the magic thing hehe, i got too much tribal blood running in my veins, wasn't born in the U.S despite living here my whole life after all ;)
  
  March 21
Shandaxx → laptopman666

The Laptop Man! Experience the difference today!

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March 21
- laptopman666
  i honestly despise laptops, its an old nickname i got that kinda stuck among lifelong friends heh, but thank you for the chuckle :P
  
  March 21
- Shandaxx
  Oh my God... Laptopman despises laptops... What a dramatic revelation on this forum!
  Who would have seen that coming?
  
  This plot twist requires dramatic music!
  
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cphNpqKpKc4
  
  March 21
- laptopman666
  muahahahahahahhaha >:3
  
  March 21
laptopman666 changed his profile picture.

March 21
typo_tilly → laptopman666

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March 11
- typo_tilly
  VIKING JESUS!
  
  March 11
Shandaxx → laptopman666

Pokémon \m/(>_<)\m/

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March 10
- laptopman666
  NOOOO. I WILL BURN YOU ALL TO ASHES. ASHES!
  
  March 11
- typo_tilly
  :o
  
  March 11
laptopman666

Well I just survived that crazy storm no power for 4 days and we won't have internet for a while I'm stuck using data on this phone... heh

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March 8
- ThacoBell
  Glad you got through it okay. What kind of storm was it?
  
  March 8
- laptopman666
  Nor esster, common for the area I live in
  
  March 9
- ThacoBell
  Pardon my ignorance, but "Nor esster"?
  
  March 9
- Rik_Kirtaniya
  Might that mean "Norwesters" by any chance?
  
  March 9
- Rik_Kirtaniya
  Anyways, take care of yourselves. May you be safe from the wrath of Talos.
  
  March 9
- laptopman666
  Oh, sorry, nor easter* typo, we still don't have internet so I am limited with this small phone and my large hands. My typing consistency may vary
  
  March 9
Shandaxx → laptopman666

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February 24
- laptopman666
  old but gold :P
  
  February 24
- Skatan
  Hahaha! That was a new one for me. Hilarious!
  
  February 26

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