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mashedtaters

Posting this here on my wall because it’s getting too hard to dig through the pages of the role playing thread to find what I need and I’m too darn lazy to find a paper and pen: Current Guston stats Level 3 fallen priest of Chauntea/Thief Str 11 Dex 16 Con 9 Int 15 Wis 14 Cha 5 (11-6) Prepared spells: 1st cure light wounds x2, Sanctuary, Bless. 2nd Chant, Aid. Inventory: dagger +1, short bow +1, amulet of protection +1, and unidentified cloak.

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  • Posting this here on my wall because it’s getting too hard to dig through the pages of the role playing thread to find what I need and I’m too darn lazy to find a paper and pen:

    Current Guston stats
    Level 3 fallen priest of Chauntea/Thief

    Str 11
    Dex 16
    Con 9
    Int 15
    Wis 14
    Cha 5 (11-6)

    Prepared spells: 1st cure light wounds x2, Sanctuary, Bless. 2nd Chant, Aid.

    Inventory: dagger +1, short bow +1, amulet of protection +1, and unidentified cloak.
    July 18
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      Nice... maybe I should do that as well. I don't even remember my stats, but items are easier since my guy is naked all the time :P at least except his sexy bracers and dirty loincloth.
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      Lol
      Naked, but clothed... or something.
    • lolien
      lolien
      I did the same, but edited one of my post on the first page of the role-playing thread.
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      Just go to the first page of the thread if you want to see your stats. Ignatius can find his on page 7.
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      Or you can just create a new text document on your desktop (or a new note in case of mobiles) and copy everything in there! ;)
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      I know my stats are on the first page, but it doesn’t have my inventory or my list of spells.
      Also the real reason I didn’t put this on a pen and paper is so that I kept the information visible to the other forumites playing.
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      I don't actually know my own stats... I'm just an old gnome in the gnow.
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      I know your stats, Anduin...
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      Know.. or gnow?

      :trollface:
  • Oh, no! Whatever will Guston choose to do??
    June 18
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      Hmm...
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      Use Boil Popping Attack (Innate) on the gnome! Let the acrid pus burn him to death! Let him feel your power!
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it.
    • lolien
      lolien
      An 1000 year old gnome mummy in a tomb give you a magic ring, and ask you to wear it, because it will do good for you. After he paralized the party and poured poision in the mouth of your leader.

      Not suspicious at all. Also it's just a simple jewel, it can't do any real harm, right? :D
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      Lol! I know, right?
      But Guston isn’t exactly a person of high morale standards...
    • lolien
      lolien
      Wear all the cursed items, like a boss.
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      I dare you to try. :)
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      I am not even sure what he’s going to do. First he has to get a hold of the thing.
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      You could have worn my ring. Instead you spurned me...
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      To be more accurate... You set me on fire and tried to strangle me.
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      So violent...
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      The gnome could have been spared from our wrath, had he not provoked us at first by casting Hold Person on us. ;)

      But still, I have to admit, it is soooo satisfying to set a mummy on fire... ;)
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      That whole sequence was great.
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      I paused you. No violence at all!
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      To be fair, Guston didn’t set you on fire and strangle you. The impulsive child and the naked dwarf did.
      Guston was too much of a coward to try anything.
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      And... he was almost convinced...
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      Hey! Vaga just nibbled at his neck a little. In some cultures that would have been considered foreplay.
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      Its nearly criminal that we can't upvotes activity comments...
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      Yeah, that would have been nice.
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      So, now that you’ve experienced it, what does mummified gnome neck taste like?
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      Not all too unfamiliar, kinda like my old grandma's attempt at making meatloaf. Dry and stale, yet still mushy, with earth tones and a hint of musk.
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      Mmm... meatloaf.

      ...goes great with mashedtaters...
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      I do not taste like meatloaf...

      Surely I'm more rump steak?
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      You mean to say that you taste like a butt?
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      Mummybuttt.
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      Don't eat that! Ancient mummy meat has undergone prolonged decay and contains pathogenic microbes that can cause stomach ache and other dangerous maladies! You can get poisoned by it! Beware!

      Let us coexist in harmony! Peace, ho!
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      Yeah, I'm a vegetarian, so I just took a bite and then spat it out again. So I should be safe from food poisoning.
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      Though.. this get's me thinking, eating something undead, can that even be considered as meat? I mean, it's not a living thing, more like a roadkill. So eating undead is like eating roadkill? Hmm.. note to self, if ever there's a zombie apocalypse, remember to move to the redneck states since there the probabilities to survive will be very high.
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      I guess it can be called as meat... The only difference is that it's rotten... very badly. XD

      By the way, I played a classic rogue-like game on Android called Pathos Nethack (it's free on Playstore), which included, among many things, survival by consuming monster meat. In the case of zombies, they too dropped "zombie meat", but eating it caused a "poisoned" affliction, unless the player had the "Resist Poison" feat.
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      Wait! Mummies are no normal undead. We are dried out, covered in salt and wrapped to keep the goodness in and the bad... well the water... out.



      I feel very upset that you would assume that I am rotten and carry microbes!

      I probably tasted like beef jerky...
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      Are you really inviting us to eat you up? :O
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      @Anduin or crisps!
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      Both?
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      So how do you cook mummy meat?
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      You don’t need to cook it. It’s salted, wrapped, and dry, just like tater chips.

      ...it all comes back to taters...
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salt-cured_meat

      So reading this.. Wouldn't "Ol' Salty Horse" be a good new nickname for Anduin if you ever become a lich pirate?
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      Turns out, taters are undead as well. It’s all connected!
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      I guess that is the reason why they regenerate... ;)
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      Whenever I play now and encounter ie green slime, I RP they are mashed taters instead. Someone should make a mod replacing all slimes for 'taters.

      Then maybe @zaghoul will make a RP playthrough of him playing a mashed tater charname. There's probably some kind of obscure class he can dig out from a dusty old special edition player's handbook from 1987 or similar.
  • I’d like to echo one of @Anduin ‘s thoughts on his wall. I’ve been back for a while now after year-long hiatus, and it is good to be back.
    June 5
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      Yes, it's great when everyone is together. We're all a family. :)
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      I agree. From now on, you must refer to me as “@Uncle_mashedtaters”. I will refer to you as “@Little_Rik”.
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      Heh, heh, you're right... I've never liked growing up. Aging is such an undesirable phenomenon.
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      'Tis good to have you back mate. Did you go on a crazy 'tater bender, forsaking your home, family and just going crazy on 'taters for a year until you were intervened and put in rehab, eating only carrots for some time until your addiction faded and then you could be left unsupervised again on the internets and could finally come back to the forums? Was that it? Yeah, I think that was it.
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      That’s what happened, but it’s not the whole story. I see you read the ‘Tater Times? I was forced into rehab against my will, it is true, but after I did my time I went right back to my old ways.
      I still have to do weekly ‘tater-tests, but I discovered this new ‘tater-masking (secret) method that fools the tester. My protateration officer checks in every now and then, but I’ve enlisted him as one of my ‘tater-dealers, and so he says nothing about the ‘tater smell on my breath.
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      Why is starch so delicious?
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      That’s a question that I’d put up there with the other great philosophical questions of history:
      “What is consciousness and free will?”
      “Is there anything after death?”
      “What is my purpose?”
      “Why is starch so delicious?”