The birthmark that denotes greatness... Surely... A birthmark is simply that... It signifies... That they used the callipers to drag your baby ass out of the love tunnel AND NOTHING MORE. I have a bi… (View Post)

I played a silly game with my children... I encouraged them to jump from the top of the stair well into my arms... Now they do it with anyone walking up the stairs... Ready or not... ... Now they thi… (View Post)

First, recognise that you are of a lower social class. When meeting a mage, bow and grovel and generally show respect. Many a mage feels a pang of guilt hurting those who are beneath them. It's like … (View Post)

"Girth is better!" (View Post)

@Shandaxx ... I think we just not only had a full blown case of gnomophobia on the forums for over three years... But an aggravated verbal assault on Dwarves and Halflings being suggested to be of le… (View Post)