Discrimination right there! Those barbarians are being discriminatory against his gnomehood if they do treat you differently. I hope @Elrandir comments on this... (View Post)

What! NOOOOO! A ferret! Help elminster! Help me! (View Post)

Nah... He is busy doing fiendish work with green cauliflower... I enjoy a little Arran Gold... Especially in my living form... Or just Ale... Something wet... Mummies can't drink water as it leads to… (View Post)

Sounds like a cleric or dwarven defender to me... Although a dwarven bard is not far from the realms of possibilities... (View Post)

I... You need to take the Gnome bracelet serious guys! Its like our version of the Scottish kilt, or the Turkish Fez! Its culture! ... (View Post)