Classic? First. A thank you for your vague approval in nominating me, as lopper in waiting, your balls are safe in my hands. As for classic... This system was not practised by the Romans or Greeks...… (View Post)

You speak in tongues and if we met in a dungeon I would send your soul back to the abyss where you belong... But as you are a slime you could never be a denizen of the abyssal realms... So I would pr… (View Post)

No. Castration. A cheaper and easier alternative. Everyone gets to keep their balls until they do something stupid. Stupid actions could include placing metal cutlery in the microwave, doing drugs, l… (View Post)

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