Okay. Neb looks like a Gnome, but this could be a runty Dwarf. Neb acts like a Dwarf. And is referred to as a Hill Dwarf (apparently), although this could be the community he is from. Dwarves lust fo… (View Post)

I see what you did there, but I'm going to include numbers as words in the three word limit, link omited from story... The story so far... After 2 days... Once a Gnome begins to speak to mad cows aro… (View Post)

A drunken gnome lich north of Beregost temple is exactly the kind of hero the world needs. ... How do you collect these crazy points again? (View Post)

As a sword. You need to be held. YOU CAN'T STAND! Apart from in a rack. Meaning... You will stand alone while the looting and burning continues, until someone takes you for loot. Just had to point th… (View Post)

Not to worry @elminster . They wouldn't have included a gnome anyway. Their ultimate power would have schwiffied (professional term) the balance of the game. Hang on. No gnome... but no confirmation … (View Post)