*Excellent... The simians are arguing between themselves... Civility and respect will be replaced with hate... Hate will lead to war... WAR WILL LEAD TO SUFFERING, PAIN AND ANGUISH ! ! ! MWHAHHAHAHAH… (View Post)

Hmm... Intent is difficult. We are moving away from D&D (and that is partly my fault) so let's bring it back... If I pay someone to kill a peaceful golden dragon, am I less evil than the person w… (View Post)

Hangover reducing flour? Plankton? Yes! YES! We could sell it as an alternative medicine to healing potions and make a profit watching people die! Greed is good! Thank you but the torture room is so … (View Post)

Let's use the subjunctive... You are a wet lettuce. My wrath shall burn you. You act like a rather damp and soggy lettuce. My wrath will be like the flames of hell on your hiny. ... Interesting. I us… (View Post)

Yes... If I ever run a pub... I will sell alcoholic beverages at reasonable prices and call it the Twisted Cookie! And just like Starbucks I will pay my staff using tips alone and avoid paying tax! I… (View Post)