*Anduin health drops below 75% sequencer activated* *Anduin aflame rises and screams hysterically trying to hug Guston* I came in peace! I have not harmed any of you apart from to appease the gods! G… (View Post)

*Anduin stands* Marrying Chauntea? *Anduin chuckles* That is all simple allegorical nonsense that the gods like to surround themselves with. The ring however will cure your afflictions. As for you ot… (View Post)

*Anduin holds his hands up in peace and speaks quickly* I mean no harm Guston. Really. I mean no harm. If I wanted to cause harm I could have just blasted you and your friends with lightning. *Anduin… (View Post)

The door opens and reveals a gnome. Erica takes an involuntary step back in surprise, colliding into Guston who's face bumps into her shoulder causing an eruption of popping boils. Hold that thought.… (View Post)

to wild applause (View Post)