Worming? I'm guessing Yuan-ti. (View Post)

The story so far... After 3 days... Once a Gnome begins to speak to mad cows around dinner hour. "Behold!", he cries. "What a guy! He ate my partly severed eye." And I said "… (View Post)

*facepalm* So many jokes... So many further double entendres denied... *sigh* It is confirmed @elminster has no snake monster in the bag... ... Maybe I need a Belkar portrait... (View Post)

@Wubble Don't worry. I usually use the M62 to cross the Pennines. Boring motorway... Actually no... I like the bit where they have a house in the middle of it, because the farmer refused to sell up, … (View Post)

But... But... Svrifneblin ARE the craziest! I just don't know where to live... *crazy voice* Hey! Mooooo! Lets go live next to Drow in a big damp cave with massive beetles that could eat us 'n' stuff… (View Post)