So... What do you do with buns with a symbol of a crucifix, a terrible implement of tortuous death, upon them! Being cool with the kids... They are referred to as hot cross buns... They even sound an… (View Post)

What! Why! Why! Am I the only voice of reason! You always butter the bread first. Dairy product. On the bread. FIRST. Cream is a dairy product! (View Post)

303. You fear the cult of the panda is growing and order your minions to shoot any panda that moves. (View Post)

69. Being late at night, and with bandits roaming the countryside, Bentley decides to ring the bell and close the bar early. 70. CHARNAME discovers a Fly spell scroll and, instead of zipping around d… (View Post)

I am... Merely dangerous... I'd hate people to think I'm a crazed psychotic... I wish to enslave the world... Not randomly damage it... So... @Shandyr . I have just purloined a bottle of Ruby Red of … (View Post)