[Spoiler]If this was dungeons & dragons the cartoon from the 1980s, this scenario would be like Vengor always popping up to be the big bad, but for some reason Presto (me) is his best friend...[/… (View Post)

*Nanna looks vacant for a few moments while chaos rules around her, before mouthing out ideas, perhaps reading instructions in her minds eye.* So... And... Oh... You stopped the attack by taking comm… (View Post)

*Nanna smiles.* Yes... We could work together to find the sword. I believe that we could get to the portal under the mayors house with a small contingent of Orcs... But 50,000 Orcs attacking the town… (View Post)

*Nanna looks up.... And up... at the Orc. Her jaw drops.* My...my... What a big specimen you are... Errrm. … Hello! I am Nanna Andaweena, formerly Anduin. I hope you can sympathise that change comes … (View Post)

I can save the whole world! EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING! ... But at present. I do not have the right sword for the job... *Nanna picks herself up.* Which way is Plink. You don't need explosives. We have … (View Post)