Let's use the subjunctive... You are a wet lettuce. My wrath shall burn you. You act like a rather damp and soggy lettuce. My wrath will be like the flames of hell on your hiny. ... Interesting. I us… (View Post)

My younger child can communicate with single words and sign language. She also does the "I'm a one year old and I don't need to understand your yappity yap-yap back" shrug. ... The beginnin… (View Post)

Excellent work @LordRumfish . Your efforts and those of your colleagues are appreciated! ... Just don't expect me to clap okay? This is a particularly hard manoeuvre to complete as a floating skull... (View Post)

Insanity, like the infancy of your children passes too quickly. Enjoy it and treasure it while you can. The biggest difference however is that insanity is free while children can empty bank accounts … (View Post)

You got me! How! Next is Shandeary... (View Post)