Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, Ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul. (View Post)

*faints in terror* (View Post)

Lord Oster, this is an unexpected pleasure. We are honored by your presence. *Snuffled cold and throaty cough ridden reply* Most of the dice will be delivered on time. But the Daigle asks for the imp… (View Post)

They will get the product out eventually... I have myself been removing the knuckles from voluptuous elven virgins with adjoining eyebrows and turning them into dice for weeks now. There was a though… (View Post)

But... But why did you not choose me? Am I not worthy? Shandyr is not worthy of that cup he will be next... (View Post)