How about YOU stay away from MY Beaver... Now gnaw on him my hairy beauty! Mwhahahahaha! ... This really has to be read in context... (View Post)

Yes... The dice must be made from the knuckle bones of half-elven virgins with blonde eyebrows that meet in the middle... They must click and clatter just so... Producing the optimal acoustics when s… (View Post)

Are you saying... I should be creeped out by people wanting to sleep with me after literally hours and days of meeting me? ... I WOULD BE FLATTERED!!! ... Wait... Hang on... Are you really saying peo… (View Post)

Aah. But would he understand the Broccoli overlordship @Shandyr And hey! We all accept and love you here! If you lived in Britain or I in Germany we would probably go out for a drink every week (but … (View Post)

True. I always keep a part of me on me so I can be me for longer. To not be me would be mean I would be somebody else entirely! The next poster thinks that we are stardust and that we are golden and … (View Post)