Green cauliflower? TURNCOATS!!! Off with their heads! I want them mounted on forks by teatime! (View Post)

Medicine? Medicine! It is embalming fluid! I need to keep those cheekbones glowing! *Casts lightening bolt at @Mythrinn * You must be in league with @Shandaxx ! Keep away from him @Ravandel he will t… (View Post)

Yes. Near a pub with the sword hanging over the fire collecting dust. ... Unless you want high adventure! Then that sword will become blunt and your glass full of tears... Speaking of which... Can I … (View Post)

If there's something strange in your neighborhood... What you gonna cast? (Animate Dead!) If there's something weird And it don't look good Who you gonna call? (Not a cleric!) ... Poltergeists are a … (View Post)

If you are referring to my children eating vegetable effort... You really do not want to know what I have done... I still have nightmares about the asparagus... (View Post)