Granted, but it isn't very smart either. I had a friend who when pulled over for speeding, started an argument with the cop. If I hadn't been there to calm the situation down, the cop was going to ha… (View Post)

Hexxat the humble vampire For ladies not gents does desire Only brunettes or blondes Ne'er redheads for bonds As the carpet would then be afire (Hope that is subtle enough to escape the censors...) L… (View Post)

The keep is being infiltrated by trolls! Whoa, I need to break up my greatest weapon and scatter the pieces around the castle so it doesn't fall into the wrong hands. Wait a minute isn't this the gre… (View Post)

I was thinking more along the lines of horses being more expensive than oxen and thus not many commoners would have one. (View Post)

Obviously they must have all ridden in on very boring caravans... Which begs the question, why are the only horses you see on farms? Is there a great oxen shortage leaving only equines available for … (View Post)