Where did all these Indians come from? - George Armstrong Custer (View Post)

I like to move all around him, leaving only him in the fog of war. He won't fight back against the gnolls and voila, about five real-time minutes later, I pick up a couple of really neat scimitars an… (View Post)

I thought Benjamin Franklin INVENTED the internet! (View Post)

Well, Bill Clinton would likely find more than a light switch in the dark, G.H.W. Bush had the political savy of a turnip and Obama was an intellectual with no real personality so they weren't exactl… (View Post)

In his defense, he wouldn't have stood much of a chance against the gauths and yuan-ti on his own. Maybe he was just displaying his high wisdom! (View Post)