If they're female they're too busy screaming. Sometimes I wonder if the victims are hoping they'll shatter the villain's eardrums and force them to run away or something. It never ceases to amaze me … (View Post)

In a rural, small town environment it's not unusual to leave your car or even your house unlocked. City folks would never do that however, unless they were in a hurry or something... (View Post)

This is an oldie but not sure if it's been mentioned yet. I'm an evil villain, maybe even a super-powerful villain, here let me describe to you in detail what my evil plans are and not just shoot you… (View Post)

Maybe he was just afraid it would make him talk about his feelings. It might have made him reveal his evil plan too early... (View Post)

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Trump thought he was the underdog. Undestandably so in my opinion. I don't think I would have done differently if I believed what I was doing was right. The ends j… (View Post)