In a rural, small town environment it's not unusual to leave your car or even your house unlocked. City folks would never do that however, unless they were in a hurry or something... (View Post)

If they're female they're too busy screaming. Sometimes I wonder if the victims are hoping they'll shatter the villain's eardrums and force them to run away or something. It never ceases to amaze me … (View Post)

Gorion let out a deep sigh Alas, I am too young to die We've walked into a trap And you with no map To Friendly Arms Inn now must fly Edit: Forgot 1st line of next Gullykin is mighty dull (View Post)

The Dagger of Venom's the best To put in thine enemy's breast Though once you bequeath it Take care where you sheath it Or 'twill lead to thy untimely rest Tethtoril wanders in circles (View Post)

Rocket in Guardians of the Galaxy fits this description too. (View Post)