Hexxat the humble vampire For ladies not gents does desire Only brunettes or blondes Ne'er redheads for bonds As the carpet would then be afire (Hope that is subtle enough to escape the censors...) L… (View Post)

They were too busy making sure that no teachers could lose their jobs regardless of their effectiveness. Real improvements to the educational system might have cost them the teachers' union votes... (View Post)

Faldorn went out to a pub Seeking a drink and some grub. She doesn't eat meat And so for a treat She ordered tofu in a sub Xan was feeling quite cheery (View Post)

@WatchForWolves I think I spotted a wolf! Well, maybe it's just a troll... (View Post)

Also, the priests don't control their deity so the will of the god plays a role too. Even the good deities wouldn't throw their gifts around Willy nilly. Or maybe the other gods just wouldn't let the… (View Post)