@CaloNord stop victimizing @Shandyr @Shandyr your puppy dog eyes need to be nerfed. (View Post)

Sitting on the couch having a lovely discussion with my best friend when I hear something fall to the floor in the kitchen and the sound of tiny footsteps running from the scene of the crime. I went … (View Post)

I gave it an insightful, since it's not every day you get insight into my uterus. ^_^ This is the Womb Dweller, due July 29th. So far has all the right number of limbs and only one head so everything… (View Post)

Here at the request of @CaloNord‌ I wrote my first poem in about 2005, and it got out of hand. Now I write constantly, poetry and prose mostly. I'm looking into compiling my better works for publicat… (View Post)

What business of the government's is the underwear of their female population? Insanity. You're blowing bubbles Putin. (View Post)