Affirmative! How would you like to have your BG patch served? We have BG patch with eggs, bacon and spam. BG patch with fish, chips and cavier. BG patch with veta, pepperoni, olives. Or perhaps some … (View Post)

I'm actually glad that Bhaalspawns are not automatically half-humans, barring half-elves and half-orcs of course. Otherwise, it would make a certain chinchilla encounter even more disturbing than it … (View Post)

Surely I'm not the only one who's longing for joinable, romanceable monster NPC's... right? Right?? :-( Just why is there no love for charismatic, ettercap bards? Or how about a lonely drider paladin… (View Post)

Nah, that skeleton just had a bad hangover. But don't think bad of he/she/it for spoiling your fight: even the (un)dead need a good drink once in a while. (View Post)

He's playful like a innocent child, as cunning as an overlord, and as handsome as Hannibal Lecter... what's not to like about him? o.O (View Post)