The sword is bigger than Anduin is, but surprisingly lightweight. “Wow,” it says. “Talk about getting the short straw.” (View Post)

The wand is a Wand of Monster Summoning. The ring is a Ring of Jumping. Anduin hears a voice from within the third chest. “Wrong sword, genius,” it says. (View Post)

Someone gets beheaded. “That was a close shave!” Am I doing it right? (View Post)

“Uh, yeah, okay, whatever you say. Just get me outta here, already!” The sword is getting restless. (View Post)

Harvey shakes his head. “Silly trickster, this sword is for druids,” he says happily. (View Post)