I'll bet it's not protected from wereferrets! (View Post)

This reminds me of a commercial with two camels in a zoo, and everyone was asking them "Guess what day it is? Hump Day!" One of the camels said "It's not even Wednesday," and the … (View Post)

With dwarven urine. (View Post)

I thought I taw a ferret lord. I did, I did! I taw a ferret lord! wubblewubblewubblewubblewubble. (View Post)

My ferret likes to hop around all over the house and poke her spotted nose into everything. She'll sneak up on anyone passing by and nibble their heels if they don't stay vigilant. She also steals my… (View Post)