In case you're wondering, yes, that is a spear in my pants, but that doesn't mean I'm not happy to see you. (View Post)

I am a ferret. That's kind of a ninja. (View Post)

Let the past stay in the past. We must look to the future...a future filled with Naaber. (View Post)

For some reason, my phone's autocorrect loves to change Emerin to Emeril. I noticed I hadn't caught it in one of my previous posts. The post has been edited. (View Post)

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