If life was an RPG, every man in the world would have huge, bulging muscles, and would have either a girlfriend with large BEWBS!, or a boyfriend who also has huge, bulging muscles. (View Post)

Maybe the squirrel with a ring of luck was a bhaalspawn, and Sarevok killed it the night he killed Gorion because he believed the squirrel was Gorion's ward! How else would CHARNAME be able to escape… (View Post)

Kivan is still in the woods. Yeslick drowned in the mines. Branwen is a statue on display in some noble's home. Xan wasted away in another mine. Shar-Teel was eaten by Korax. Alora is being happy som… (View Post)

Nobody said it was a ring of GOOD luck, did they? (View Post)

*Looks at thread* *Runs away, screaming* (View Post)