Most of them really just want to be cheapskate merchants. Killing people on the side is a hobby, as long as no one sees them do it, because they don't want to ruin their reputation. (View Post)

Razzle-dazzle. (View Post)

Lucky! All I got was turnip salesman. (View Post)

It's a healthy relationship. (View Post)

My favorite spells are more fun-based than useful. Polymorph other, because squirrel. Fireshield blue, because enemies take damage every time they hit you, and it's blue. Finally, flesh to stone, bec… (View Post)