My paladin wields a staff. We call it the Holy Bludgeoner. (View Post)

"Someone poke him with a stick." (View Post)

The wild dog was then backstabbed by an angry ferret, who introduced himself as Stoat the Ferret Lord after washing his fur in the bloody mist that was the dog. (View Post)

I object to your objection! I've never seen a hamster backstab! (View Post)

Taken my cookies, have you? I know, I have eyes and ears everywhere you can go. The ferrets are my eyes, their small forms hidden in every dark orifice of the world, from the alleys and sewers to you… (View Post)